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Fun Stories 简介:A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the…
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  A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes. Wife hides her lover in the wardrobe, without knowing that her son is in there. Boy:

  - It's dark here.

  - Yes it is.

  - I've got a soccer ball.

  - That's nice.

  - Do you want to buy it?

  - No, thanks.

  - My dad is outside.

  - Ok, how much?

  - 250 dollars.

  After a few weeks man and boy run into each other again in the wardrobe. Boy:

  - It's dark here.

  - Yes it is.

  - I've got a soccer cleats.

  Remembering what happened last time, man asks:

  - How much?

  - 750 dollars.

  - Ok.

  After few days, father says to his son:

  - Lets go and play soccer.

  - I can't, I sold the ball and the cleats.

  - How much did you get?

  - 1000 dollars.

  - That is terrible, how could you ask so much money.... that's much more than they are worth. That's a sin, so you should go to the church and confess.

  Father takes his son to the church confessional. Boy gets in, closes the door and says:

  - It's dark here.

  Priest:

  - Don't start with that shit again!!!

  A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

  - "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa". "Pencil", however, is masculine: "el l醦iz."

  A student asked what gender is 'computer? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

  The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

  1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

  3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

  The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

  1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

  2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

  The women won.

  (Guys, that's a joke!)

  A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.

  So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.

  Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

  She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.转载请著名来自:(http://www.ttxyY.com 免费英语学习网)

  Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

  She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said:

  - Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.

  - Did you dance much?

  - I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to..."


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